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ravenswept) wrote2010-11-02 05:17 pm
ravenswept) wrote2010-11-02 05:17 pm
Juke Joint Jezebel
Random quotes from absolutely nothing. Your mission, whether you choose to accept it or not; name that book.
1. "It is possible that I'm just crazy. It's just as possible you're crazy. Maybe we're both crazy. All I know is that you're wrapped up in duck tape and I have a stick of dynamite, so where do you see this leading, hmm?"
2. "Opps? What do you mean 'opps'? This is not the time for 'opps'!"
3. "I'm sorry, what? I got distracted by our waitress' cute ass."
4. "You know that threat killers like to make, that they'll hunt you down and kill everyone you ever loved, slowly, and then finally put you out of your misery at the very end? I'm not like that. Your family, friends, girlfriend, co-workers, dog; I'm not going to touch any of them. They're safe, and frankly I could care less about them. You, however? You and your existance I will wipe from the face of the earth."
5. "The 'kill it with fire' method has, admittedly, not worked well for me so far in life. But damned if I'm not going to try it every time until it does."
6. "Momma was pimp. Daddy was a stripper."
7. "At what point did I realize it was going to be a weird morning? I'd like to believe it was when a man painted green, wrapped in vines and wearing a large flower around his head, standing on in a large ceramic pot, holding a cardboard sign that said "Feed Me Seymour" was the least interesting thing I saw on the way to work."
8. "I stepped off the plane. Three thousand miles, two jobs, and an undisclosed airport restroom incident later, and here I was, ready to start over. No money, no friends, no contacts, and little idea as to what I was going to do with it all. I don't think I packed enough underwear for this."
1. "It is possible that I'm just crazy. It's just as possible you're crazy. Maybe we're both crazy. All I know is that you're wrapped up in duck tape and I have a stick of dynamite, so where do you see this leading, hmm?"
2. "Opps? What do you mean 'opps'? This is not the time for 'opps'!"
3. "I'm sorry, what? I got distracted by our waitress' cute ass."
4. "You know that threat killers like to make, that they'll hunt you down and kill everyone you ever loved, slowly, and then finally put you out of your misery at the very end? I'm not like that. Your family, friends, girlfriend, co-workers, dog; I'm not going to touch any of them. They're safe, and frankly I could care less about them. You, however? You and your existance I will wipe from the face of the earth."
5. "The 'kill it with fire' method has, admittedly, not worked well for me so far in life. But damned if I'm not going to try it every time until it does."
6. "Momma was pimp. Daddy was a stripper."
7. "At what point did I realize it was going to be a weird morning? I'd like to believe it was when a man painted green, wrapped in vines and wearing a large flower around his head, standing on in a large ceramic pot, holding a cardboard sign that said "Feed Me Seymour" was the least interesting thing I saw on the way to work."
8. "I stepped off the plane. Three thousand miles, two jobs, and an undisclosed airport restroom incident later, and here I was, ready to start over. No money, no friends, no contacts, and little idea as to what I was going to do with it all. I don't think I packed enough underwear for this."
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1. The Other Me.
2. Moss Head.
3. The Big Stink.
4. Death Crafter.
5. A Dirge for Mikey
6. Candy and Fake.
7. The Last Day of My Life As a Car Salesman
8. Checking In.
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1. Reversed
2. Untheory
3. Gone By Morning
4. Happy Hour
5. Nightly Daydreams
6. Congressman's Wife
7. Fallen From Below, and Other Short Stories
8. A New Ending