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Things That Which Bug Me

• Muthafuckers who don't use their goddamn turn signals.
  
• The realization that if they did, I most likely would try to not let them in
  
• Bruno Mars; he irks me. Music, voice, hair, everything.
  
• Authors whose name is larger or more prominant on the cover than the title of their book
  
• Reality shows about nothing.
  
• Reality shows about "friends" who weren't until they were cast for the show (screw you Housewives of Famewhoredom)
  
• Nicki Minaj; one, her ugly/gawdy attention grab of a wardrobe, when she is actually quite a strikingly beautiful woman, and two, you earn no points when you mangle a pronunciation of "me" to sound like "may" just to make it fit your nonsense sounding rap, when you can clearly say "me" just how it sounds
  
• Politics; all talk, little doing. When something is actually done, more talk about how it wasn't done right.
  
• Having too many ideas, not enough time, and too much procrastination
  
• Ryan Seacrest; aside of being kinda smarmy and talking too much instead of getting to the fucking point of whatever it is he's doing, why exactly is he paid so damn much money?
  
• Co-workers who clearly just want someone to listen to them complain, and do so long after I've stopped pretending to care.
  
• Being expected to have my attitude match someone else's expectation when they do something I don't find funny, but then being slighted when I do try and suddenly it's not funny to them