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Dec. 21st, 2010 06:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ravensweptWow, three post in one day. I either have a lot to say or drank too much caffiene.
Either way, random things time!
1) I love the smell and taste of cinnamon. Love it.
2) When I tried to visit my then girlfriend in Bellingham (north of Seattle), I got stuck in a snowstorm going through the mountain pass for four hours (and it was a five/six hour drive on a good day). I was randomly given a slice of pizza from a car window as I walked by.
3) I've been to SeaWorld. I know I have. I had a season pass every year. So why can't I remember any of it? Yes, I was only five, but still.
4) One spring break years ago, my family was in San Fransisco by way of Disneyland. I had a migraine and was miseribly staring out a window as my parents tried to find our hotel. I asked where we were staying; the same one we stay in last time (a Travel Lodge, with the bear logo). I asked if that was it; simply staring out the window, we were right in front of it and my parents almost missed it entirely.
4-b) I later puked over the second floor railing just before we got into the room (luckily just into some plants), felt instantly better, headache was gone ten minutes later. Went to steakhouse for dinner.
5) I'm an internet certified minister. Legally, I can perform any and all religious ceremonies as long as those involved agree. This includes weddings, funerals, baptisms and exorcisims. To date I've only performed one wedding (but it was an important one, so I count it as two).
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"When a person comes into your place of business talking like Christopher Walken and wishes to speak to you and not paying your 'opps insurance', pay the man the god damn 'opps insurance'. Hey, he's talking with a Christopher Walken accent, you don't know what he's gonna do!"
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- Long Yawn Shawn
- Your Shallow Complexity
- Magpie's Collection
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I like geniuses; they're stupid in funny ways.
***
"Where did you get those?"
"Marilyn Manson."
"What?!"
"Yeah, he owed me a favor."
"How the hell did Marilyn freaking Manson end up owing you a favor?"
"He was short cash at Wendy's; I spotted him the money."
"What."
"Dude wanted to get his Frostee on, what can I say?"
***
Jonathan Lear
Dainer Cale
Siciline Cour D'Maire
Keller Farsong
***
Short Story idea; man/woman sitting in room, alone. Gun; one bullet. Bottle of scotch.
Either way, random things time!
1) I love the smell and taste of cinnamon. Love it.
2) When I tried to visit my then girlfriend in Bellingham (north of Seattle), I got stuck in a snowstorm going through the mountain pass for four hours (and it was a five/six hour drive on a good day). I was randomly given a slice of pizza from a car window as I walked by.
3) I've been to SeaWorld. I know I have. I had a season pass every year. So why can't I remember any of it? Yes, I was only five, but still.
4) One spring break years ago, my family was in San Fransisco by way of Disneyland. I had a migraine and was miseribly staring out a window as my parents tried to find our hotel. I asked where we were staying; the same one we stay in last time (a Travel Lodge, with the bear logo). I asked if that was it; simply staring out the window, we were right in front of it and my parents almost missed it entirely.
4-b) I later puked over the second floor railing just before we got into the room (luckily just into some plants), felt instantly better, headache was gone ten minutes later. Went to steakhouse for dinner.
5) I'm an internet certified minister. Legally, I can perform any and all religious ceremonies as long as those involved agree. This includes weddings, funerals, baptisms and exorcisims. To date I've only performed one wedding (but it was an important one, so I count it as two).
***
"When a person comes into your place of business talking like Christopher Walken and wishes to speak to you and not paying your 'opps insurance', pay the man the god damn 'opps insurance'. Hey, he's talking with a Christopher Walken accent, you don't know what he's gonna do!"
***
- Long Yawn Shawn
- Your Shallow Complexity
- Magpie's Collection
***
I like geniuses; they're stupid in funny ways.
***
"Where did you get those?"
"Marilyn Manson."
"What?!"
"Yeah, he owed me a favor."
"How the hell did Marilyn freaking Manson end up owing you a favor?"
"He was short cash at Wendy's; I spotted him the money."
"What."
"Dude wanted to get his Frostee on, what can I say?"
***
Jonathan Lear
Dainer Cale
Siciline Cour D'Maire
Keller Farsong
***
Short Story idea; man/woman sitting in room, alone. Gun; one bullet. Bottle of scotch.
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on 2010-12-22 05:19 am (UTC)no subject
on 2010-12-22 05:27 am (UTC)What sucks is that my roommate does most of the cooking for the both of us (I can cook sorta, but really need a recipe handy, while he can freestyle) but he almost hates to use cinnamon because of how fast it can overpower other flavors. So when he does actually use it it's like a rare treat.
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on 2010-12-23 05:33 am (UTC)Ooh, Bellingham! One of my cousins lived there for a while. While visiting for the holidays, he brought some kickass vegan carrot loaf/cake from one of the local bakeries. There's a horrible Pavlov's Bell joke in there somewhere...
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on 2010-12-23 10:46 am (UTC)Hehe, puns...